Now..i hope u like this one!!................................................................................................. An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Santa were doing construction work on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch when the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and said, "Burritos again?? If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump, too." Santa opened his lunch and said, "Parathe again. If I get parathe one more time, I'm jumping, too." The Next Day: The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch box, sees a burrito and jumps to his death. Santa opens his lunch, sees the parathe and also jumps to his death. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I had known how tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again." The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas. I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the Santa's wife, and she said, "Hey, don't look at me... that dumb-ass used to make his own lunch." P.S.:- i was actully laughing!!..wa bout u?(Gosh!! don tel me u hav heard it b4:(..!!)

BANTA`s MOM`S LETTER............. Dear Banta I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm Writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in The newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we Moved 20 miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who Stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they Would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will Be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will Remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated Right ab ove the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts,pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove? &nbs p; Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether It is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, santa, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter. Bye take care

"NURSING HOME"................ ................................................................................................ A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. All the Catholic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in a Jewish home. After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit grandpa........................................................................................................................ "How do you like it here?" asks the grandson. "It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful" says grandpa. "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone."...................................................................................................................... "Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here," grandpa says with a big smile. "There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!" .................................................................................................................................... "There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honour'!" "And there's a physician here -- 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!" "And me......, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The F+++++g Mexican'!!!"